espeonchan:

everyone acts like pitbulls are so mean but they always look at you like you’re in the midst of a tender therapy session

“and how does that make you feel”

illolitanati:

jaehyomo:

i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”

THAT WOULD SOLVE LIKE 6 OF MY PROBLEMS OMFG

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

squidnship:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.

There’d be dragons everywhere. Dragons have to eat. We’d all be dead.

we’d arrange sacrifices of humans

starting with you

celtysturlusons:

u know when u wanna watch an anime then u see how many episodes there are and ur like Nah

solluxander:

caresaggressively:

solluxander:

I WANT TO GOOGLE A SONG BUT ITS A SOUNDTRACK AND I DONT KNOW THE NAME OR THE MOVIE AND I CANT GOOGLE THE SPECIFIC NOTES I HATE MY LIFE

THERE’S A SITE WHERE YOU CAN HUM IT THOUGH

OH MY FUCKING GOD

lifeofkj:

sakuratsukikage:

uminoko:

thesavagesalad:

i hope that every male character you have ever loved is played by Lucy Liu

That would be pretty awesome.

I can’t really see her as a hobbit, but damn if she wouldn’t make the best Aragorn.

Lucy Liu as Luke Skywalker.  Sounds awesome.

Lucy Liu as Captain America. I can be on board with that.

patrick-arthur-urie:

dirtylittledamsel:

I Should’ve Saved That Gif When I Had The Chance Because Now I Can’t Find It: The Musical

Put that thing back on my dashboard or so help me